rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

(Source: puritychalice)

uniomena:

perkeleen-tursas:

attack-on-snog-box:

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

“Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

meanwhile in Finland everyone is “it”

^ more about that

In Finland we have this she/he thing, “hän”, which is genderneutral but nobody uses it. Everyone and everything is it, “se”. You are it, your dog is it, my table is it and evERYTHING ELSO TOO

Even the president is an it.

(Source: facebook.com)

crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

(Source: cartoonbuzz)

Once, a woman told Tyler to put his eyebrows down when he was smiling for his school pictures. (x)

(Source: donationsblog)

rachellesierra:

geekingermany:

kariyote:

Language Maps of the US.

Why wasn’t this the first one I saw!? This is so much more interesting!!

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS WOW

(Source: Slate)

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

thank you once again

AH WHEN WILL THEY END

EVEN MORE OMFG

I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol

It’s like you didn’t even try